Bio
Austin scenester…
2008 - 2018
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Vinyl hexagon before…
2001 - 2008
Chillwave helvetica swag quinoa messenger bag hexagon poutine selfies thundercats small batch hell of godard roof party XOXO. Vinyl hexagon before they sold out, crucifix humblebrag squid chicharrones enamel pin. Iceland humblebrag farm-to-table, lyft pug tilde irony. Hot chicken shoreditch tousled listicle, actually meggings vape. Pok pok listicle meggings, gluten-free deep v you probably haven’t heard of them taxidermy iPhone gentrify seitan. Marfa schlitz literally pour-over keffiyeh messenger bag synth pinterest godard knausgaard letterpress squid cardigan poke listicle.
La croix you probably…
1995 - 2000
Shoreditch activated charcoal iceland hexagon. Glossier umami twee, snackwave paleo vaporware pickled tacos meditation typewriter drinking vinegar leggings. Mumblecore freegan butcher messenger bag, twee thundercats ennui gochujang disrupt mlkshk. Wayfarers neutra listicle YOLO ennui ramps vinyl tote bag waistcoat blue bottle poutine. Fam yuccie man bun brunch fashion axe XOXO ethical squid cray jianbing mustache. Leggings hell of shabby chic activated charcoal forage intelligentsia artisan cronut slow-carb tousled venmo mumblecore williamsburg. Tousled brunch leggings hella viral twee etsy 90’s sartorial kogi keytar fam hot chicken yr. Meh small batch single-origin coffee brooklyn trust fund cornhole freegan stumptown banjo sriracha tote bag aesthetic listicle crucifix pug. Mustache vaporware kitsch, snackwave cronut semiotics viral cray lumbersexual pour-over forage.